ok....so i have lots of time on hand today. actually i have lots of time on hand everyday, but i remembered my bloggy today.

a few old jokes on mr. W. Heisenberg, discoverer(?) of theory of uncertainty.

- When he had the time, he didn't have the energy and
- When the moment was right, he couldn't figure out the position!

that was Hisenberg on his love life.

Epitaph of Hisenberg: "He lies somewhere here"

Heisenberg is out for a drive when he's stopped by a traffic cop. The cop says 'Do you know how fast you were going?' Heisenberg says "No, but I know where I am"

... the last one was not that funny. i like the epitaph.
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